Tag Archives: irony

Dada Timeless Love Canto #40

If you ask me, there is a damn good chance that I will answer. So, knowing that, and knowing my personal concomitant, and without discorporate harcourt, enshrine to me your irrespective queries upon the Hellespont. Yes, go ahead. Yes. Head. … Continue reading

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Apologia to the Difficult Client

I am, in effect, politely, with an auspicious and a dropping eye, with mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage, to coin a phrase, dropping my Difficult Client. Long story, but the dropping itself is not related to economy. … Continue reading

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Shirley Tomorrow

She is the Angel of Hope, the Harbinger of Happy Endings, and the Bringer of Closure. She wears a red cape and flies to the aid of all in the throes of woe.

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Dada Admonition #40

Do not for a minute, for a red second, consider the in-crept flourish of incipient interpretation as evidence of dialectic, symbology, metaphor, or sullied necromancer abdomens billowing by the deckle sidelines.

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Warning #3015

WARNING Studies confirm existence of dangerous infra-red electromagnetic radiation emanating from living warm-blooded creatures. Keep at least three feet away from living warm-blooded creatures. NOTE: This includes humans. Do your part. Keep your distance. This is not a joke. The … Continue reading

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Magic

Magic gets into the cosmic very fast, at least for us. What does “magic” even mean? What is real? Is anything real? Should we not take into account the inherently magical or illusionary qualities of the most basic sense perception? The … Continue reading

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Warning #3013

WARNING The combustion of logs, branches, and kindling in open fireplaces or enclosed cast-iron stoves generates dangerous infra-red electromagnetic radiation. The same is true of barbecue devices, or open pits containing glowing coals, whether charcoal or actual coal. This is not … Continue reading

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Neuralgia

I’ll never forget those damned campfires that we remember so often that I can’t remember a time when we weren’t remembering them. I never rely on digital media alone, but always try to provide paper-airplane backup. The freezing rain impedes … Continue reading

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Warning #3011

WARNING Hot-water heating systems that use radiators in multiple rooms within a house or dwelling produce dangerous infra-red electromagnetic radiation. This is not a joke. The Management (#3011 in a series)

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Warning #3009

WARNING Space heaters (all kinds, including electric, steam, coal, oil, gas, nuclear, and solar) emit dangerous infra-red electromagnetic radiation. This is not a joke. The Management (#3009 in a series)

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